[quotes from the patriarchs]

[Note: the above picture is not Dastan just because there is a quote by him on top of it. It does look very, very much like him though. All of the quotes you're about to read took place in meetings.]
[Aleksandr, why is there shit on the back of your pants? -Horus]
[...Ahh... I see... Naked white-water-rafting? Make a note of that. -Achille]
[Somebody hit me in the eye I am going to kill myself! -Aleksandr]
[Aleksandr- Don't jump to conclusions.
Daniel- I am not jumping, nor do I see any conclusions to jump to, your Majesty.
Aleksandr- *glare*]
[Every time I walk down this hallway I can hear Tracy taking it up the ass. -Alucard]
[Fuck you. -Dastan]
[You're supposed to be smart. Why can't you build me a rechargeable urinal on wheels? -Augustus]
[Uhhhhhhhhhhh... yeah. -Alucard]
[Hump me now! -Dastan]
[You over there. Bring me some tea. And if it's not in my hands by the time I finish my next sentence I'm going to kill you. -Dastan]
[I had sex with Horus last night. -Aleksandr]
[Jakob- Dial 9 for the gayest experience ever!
Aleksandr- Dial 1 if you want Jakob to shut the hell up!]
[I couldn't figure out how they put the cord in my dickhole. -Aleksandr]


So, at like 2 AM I was giving Elisa advice and then a thunderstorm happened and woke me up so im pretty sure i only got one or two hours of sleep before i got up at 6 and got ready to go to Richland with Kathy so she could turn in some paperwork and take an admission test. I sat in the lobby and iPod and waited for like an hour while she took it. She got admitted, so we walked around and stood in lines and she did her schedule and shit, and then we went to subway and got a foot long and split it and got a couple of venom energy drinks.....they taste JUST like monster no fucking joke. but the bottle is a lot cooler and we got them out of the vending machine for like 4 bucks altogether.................we took photos of a naked lady sculpture out by the lake thing in one of the court yards...................................t





